Tonight is Big Terrific. AS ALWAYS. (It’s not always tonight. But always Thursday nights.) This show is blowing up. Pretty soon it might get its own website. Can you imagine? I’m the Lawnmower Man.

Gabe & Jenny and I welcome:

GREG JOHNSON (award winner)
JESSE POPP (Comedy Central)
BRENT SULLIVAN (famous impressionist?)
and perhaps a surprise guest!

There will be lots of hijinks and a new video and other neat stuff. We love seeing you. It’s September; let’s try to make that mean something.

Thursday, September 4th @ 8pm
Sound Fix Lounge
110 Bedford Ave at N. 11th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
FREE!

It’s basically fall. Get ready. I made this for VH1’s BestWeekEver.tv. I continue to just demolish Chad from Million Dollar Listing.

Hi guys,

Are you excited for the most anticipated speech of the 21st century tonight? I am referring of course to the thing I’m going to make up on the spot  at Big Terrific about the Internet and my childhood and balls or whatever. Also, oh yeah, Senator Obama is speaking at the DNC. That too. Well as they say, nothing prepares one for inspiration like laughing (it’s true, look it up, in a book called “Clumsy Made-Up Idioms”) so come join Gabe & Jenny and I for a comedy show from 8-10, then we’re going to stream Barack’s speech live in HD on the big screen at 10pm. Perfect, right? This is *kinda* what our last few Presidents died for, our right to do this. (Can’t believe those guys are dead.)

Joining Barack, Gabe & Jenny and I at Sound Fix tonight are:

JOHN ROBERTS (YouTube Sensation, “The Christmas Tree”)
JOE MANDE (Best Week Ever)
NOAH GARFINKEL (23/6)
MYQ KAPLAN (Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham)
and who knows what else.

Thursday, August 28th @8pm
Sound Fix Lounge
110 Bedford Ave at N 11th St
Brooklyn, NY
Free!
Followed by Barack’s speech!

Just remember, if you come to this tonight you don’t have to vote. So hit two birds with one rock!

Thanks for coming to these shows everybody. They’ve been really fun. Last week Sarah Silverman stopped by and told some amazing jokes! I will repeat them onstage tonight. I do a pretty good impression. “I’m Sarah Silverman!” That’s just a taste.

Last night I watched the fewest number of shows ever for BNE, but somehow it still took the longest. These shows are the worst. But hey how about my jokes. From VH1’s BestWeekEver.tv:

Hey friends,

Come hang out Thursday! Another big great show. We do these every Thursday. They are so fun.

Gabe & Jenny and I welcome:

Baron Vaughn
Heather Lawless
Rich ‘Fourfour’ Juzwiak and Tracie Egan from Jezebel.com’s Pot Psychology
Todd Barry
and more surprises!

Do come and hang out.

Big Terrific
Thursday, April 21st @ 8pm
Sound Fix Lounge
110 Bedford Ave at North 11th St
Brooklyn, NY
Free!

Guys, everybody should download the free social networking iPhone app zintin. It is amazing tool that lets you use your phone’s GPS to locate insanely terrible people in your neighborhood! Check out the screenshot they provide of the sort of friends you might find.

That’s such a funny coincedence, Zack, because snowboarding is *my* oxygen at the top…! Stay put, because I am going to use this GPS to come and murder you.

Reality television is definitely way more important than the Olympics or war. From VH1’s BestWeekEver.tv:

Here are the last three Tuesdays of me doing Best Night Ever for VH1. That is 15 jokes! Enjoy. The newest one is first. You can almost watch my “beard” grow.

You probably think that I have not been blogging because I have just been lazy on account of summertime parties but man you are wronger than anything I could imagine. I have been in rehearsal with my new band and we are finally back and ready to just be so so great. Here’s our first video.

Hi friends,

Hey how’s it going!  I hope you had a great July 4th.  Doesn’t it feel like forever since U and I have been 2gether? I have not been at Sound Fix to bring you Big Terrific laughs for like three weeks. That’s so long and so is my sadness at missing you. (Huh?) In that time I went to New Orleans (a very safe place that is all fixed, so don’t even worry about mailing a baby there and just hoping the city takes care of it for you) and to see my parents (my dad fell asleep in a parked car for over an hour at one point, thanks for asking). Don’t you want to hear EVEN more amazing stories about what I have been up to? I know you do. I promise the stories on Thursday will feature 43% less forced absurdity than this email. (For example, I won’t pick a number like “43″ to be my funny statistic. That is not funny to anyone. Ugh, I’m horrible. I am just going to read the screenplay to Monty Python & the Holy Grail out loud on Thursday, but in ELVISH. And then point a bow and arrow at my face and RELEASE.)

Gabe & Jenny also have super fun crazy stuff planned because they are the best. You should really come. Joining us are:

KRISTEN SCHAAL (The Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Mad Men)
KURT BRAUNOHLER (MTV’s Human Giant, VH1, tons of stuff)
ROSS HYZER (Aspen, used to have pigtails)

Do come and hang out. There will be lots of surprises, like me drinking way too many pickletinis. Whoops spoiler alert.

Thursday July 17th @ 8pm
Sound Fix
110 Bedford Ave at North 11th St
Brooklyn NY
in Williamsburg, just north of the Bedford L stop
FREE
DRINK SPECIALS