Three quick fun things of note:

• Timothy Noah of Slate.com did a write-up of the “Sopranos Endings You Can Live With” and my finale parody won it, or something. He gave it an A. It’s like school except I worked hard. (More like ‘hardly’, am I right? Fart.)
• Greg Johnson gave a very hilarious, very Greg-like interview over on Nerve.com with Sara Benincasa. My favorite part:
  

  Q: Let’s say we’re going on a date, and you get to choose all the activities, and also our date budget is unlimited. Where do we go and what do we do?

  Greggers: This question is ridiculous. You’re asking me to plan a date for the two of us where we have an *unlimited* amount of money and finances? What would I do if I had an unlimited amount of money??? I’m not sure, Sara. That would really need to be thought out. I’d have to bounce that idea around with a few friends before I could honestly say. I’ll say this, a date I took you on where I was given unlimited amounts of money would take months and years to finish. It would end in my death. Definitely. And we’d make out no question.

• I am performing at Invite Them Up on Wednesday night. It’s hosted by Bobby Tisdale and Eugene Mirman, and in my opinion it is the best show in NYC. Do come. Check the their homepage for details.

An actual post containing actual humor coming later.