What, me plug something? This post is only a little funny and exists to tell you that I am performing at the popular Crash Test comedy/variety show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Manhattan tonight. The show is at 11pm, it is free, and it is located at W 26th St and 8th Avenue. You can make reservations here.

This is Aziz Ansari’s popular show that Rolling Stone called “the place to catch new talent” so why don’t you come down and catch my new talent. (It is very similar to my old talent: combat juggling.) America’s sweetheart and Conan two-timer* John Mulaney is guest hosting. This show is always fun and I have never done it before so how nice for me.

Love,
The Champagne of Robin Williamses (what does that even mean?)

*when I say “two-timer” I mean that John cuckolded Conan O’Brien with a sexy intercourse betrayal, not that John performed stand-up twice in the last five months on the Late Night with Conan O’Brien television program. I want that to be clear.