Untraceable, I am ready for you to be released right now. This trailer? Nothing but hits. It’s the Led Zeppelin III of movies. Check out this exclusive tracklist:

• “Check out this tip we got about a website.”
• “www.killwithme.com”
• “It’s streaming live.”
• “The more people that visit the site, the faster he bleeds.”
• “This website’s like nothing we’ve ever seen before. It’s untraceable.”
• “Anything you say will only promote the site and kill him faster!”
• “Any American who visits this site is an accomplice to murder.”
• “He got all the way into my wireless network, which means he can see every single keystroke.”
• “He hacked into my car’s computer!”

This movie is loosely based on the true story of Evolution of Dance (nsf-anyone), which is about a YouTube video that every time it gets watched by someone all the way through that person should kill themselves.