Merry One True Holiday, everybody. Let’s all remember to be thankful that whoever killed Jesus chose to do it today, when we don’t have to go to work.

I hope everyone is having a lovely vacay. I am at home visiting my folks and it’s been really nice. We are cooking and eating like we are trying to impress the boss or win a really tough court case or something. My stomach needs to go to jail. Anyway, my bed here is really uncomfortable, and I’ve had trouble sleeping. A friend told me about this software program called Pzizz that uses random soundtrackss to help induce powerful naps, so I decided to check it out, despite it’s weird name. How is that pronounced? I figured the first ‘z’ was silent, so I have been pronouncing it in my head as “pizz”, which is weird but no weirder than “puh-zizz” or “puh-zeez” or whatever it actually is. Anyway, I love their website.

Yum! I would be suspicious of paying for a taste of Pzizz, but if it’s on them and for fifteen minutes at that, well then I am totally willing to get all up in there. I gave the program a shot earlier today and totally Pzizz’ed the bed, which is what I call napping now.

To another year of pee jokes, guys!