How I Feel About Last Night’s Top Chef
May 29th, 2008 by Max
Lisa. Pure evil. Represents all that is bad in this world. Eats souls.

May 29th, 2008 by Max
Lisa. Pure evil. Represents all that is bad in this world. Eats souls.

Posted in animated gif, lisa, top chef | 6 Comments
I am a funny person living in NYC.
I perform stand-up, make videos, write funny things and get to do lots of cool stuff. One can read about it all here.
I also post silly things from and about the internet at my Tumblr blog and my Twitter.
I host a comedy show every Wednesday at Cameo in Williamsburg called "Big Terrific" with my friends Gabe Liedman & Jenny Slate. It is great.
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Would like to have seen more internet mentions of Spike’s killer Wile E. Coyote tactics on this show, with the Acme dynamite always exploding in his face at the end. He was at the bottom 7 TIMES!!! I so wanted him to be in the final 4 just to see what other tricks he had up his sleeves.
I’m not so sure Lisa can fill all those Spike hats.
I can’t…stop…watching…
Every time Richard mentions his wife, my head spins all the way around three times, pops off my neck, and rolls across the floor. Does anyone know anything about Richard’s wife, and what gender this person is?
I am amazed that Lisa has lasted this long. Over and over again has she sent out underseasoned food and her attitude is terrible.
I guess Lisa managed to suck just a teeny bit less than the worst person in each episode. The judges are fast to kick off a decent chef that makes a bad choice or two, often in favor of kicking off mediocrity and constant small mistakes. The same things happen on Project Runway sometimes.
You did it… you captured it perfectly.
She looks like the girl that everyone went to school with who always smelled like pee and had dirt behind her ears.