Gabe & Jenny and I are hosting another Big Terrific tonight at Sound Fix. My friend Mark Low wrote up a little thing about it on his blog and I will repost it.

…is tonight. 8pm. Max tells jokes amongst a group of other comedians. What am I saying? Let’s let Max describe it:

Do you have no dollars to spend on a comedy? Then consider coming Thursday night to another exciting installment of Big Terrific at Sound Fix. Gabe & Jenny and I welcome Roger Hailes, Sean O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and probably other things/people. This is always such a fun party and everybody hangs out afterwards and chats and laughs and really connects in a real way, not a fake way. Please come.

I took this paragraph, which I really like, really, and pasted it into FreeTranslation.com’s translator. I translated it into French, then back to English. Here are the results:

You has not any dollar to spend on a comedy? Consider coming then the night of Thursday to another fascinating partial payment of Big Tremendous one to the Sound Repairs. Gabe & Jenny and I Hail them Roger welcomes, Sean O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and the probably something else/people. This always is a such funny left and all lead next and chat and laugh and really connect in a true manner, not a false manner. Please to come.

I then translated this paragraph into Spanish, back to English, then to Italian, then back to English. It’s amazing how Italian turns every noun into a woman.

She has not dollar to spend in a comedy? To consider coming then the night Thursday to another of to charm the partial payment of Large Terrible to the Healthy Reparations. The Gabe & the Female and I Hail them the welcomes of Roger, I Am O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and the likely something the more/persons. This always is not a left so funny one and all next boss and the gabbing and laughed them and colleague really in a true manner, a fake manner. The arrival please.

See. You. There.