Hi friends,

Hey how’s it going!  I hope you had a great July 4th.  Doesn’t it feel like forever since U and I have been 2gether? I have not been at Sound Fix to bring you Big Terrific laughs for like three weeks. That’s so long and so is my sadness at missing you. (Huh?) In that time I went to New Orleans (a very safe place that is all fixed, so don’t even worry about mailing a baby there and just hoping the city takes care of it for you) and to see my parents (my dad fell asleep in a parked car for over an hour at one point, thanks for asking). Don’t you want to hear EVEN more amazing stories about what I have been up to? I know you do. I promise the stories on Thursday will feature 43% less forced absurdity than this email. (For example, I won’t pick a number like “43″ to be my funny statistic. That is not funny to anyone. Ugh, I’m horrible. I am just going to read the screenplay to Monty Python & the Holy Grail out loud on Thursday, but in ELVISH. And then point a bow and arrow at my face and RELEASE.)

Gabe & Jenny also have super fun crazy stuff planned because they are the best. You should really come. Joining us are:

KRISTEN SCHAAL (The Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Mad Men)
KURT BRAUNOHLER (MTV’s Human Giant, VH1, tons of stuff)
ROSS HYZER (Aspen, used to have pigtails)

Do come and hang out. There will be lots of surprises, like me drinking way too many pickletinis. Whoops spoiler alert.

Thursday July 17th @ 8pm
Sound Fix
110 Bedford Ave at North 11th St
Brooklyn NY
in Williamsburg, just north of the Bedford L stop
FREE
DRINK SPECIALS