Archive for August, 2008

Hi guys,
Are you excited for the most anticipated speech of the 21st century tonight? I am referring of course to the thing I’m going to make up on the spotĀ  at Big Terrific about the Internet and my childhood and balls or whatever. Also, oh yeah, Senator Obama is speaking at the DNC. That too. [...]

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Last night I watched the fewest number of shows ever for BNE, but somehow it still took the longest. These shows are the worst. But hey how about my jokes. From VH1’s BestWeekEver.tv:

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Hey friends,
Come hang out Thursday! Another big great show. We do these every Thursday. They are so fun.
Gabe & Jenny and I welcome:
Baron Vaughn
Heather Lawless
Rich ‘Fourfour’ Juzwiak and Tracie Egan from Jezebel.com’s Pot Psychology
Todd Barry
and more surprises!
Do come and hang out.
Big Terrific
Thursday, April 21st @ 8pm
Sound Fix Lounge
110 Bedford Ave at North 11th St
Brooklyn, NY
Free!

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Guys, everybody should download the free social networking iPhone app zintin. It is amazing tool that lets you use your phone’s GPS to locate insanely terrible people in your neighborhood! Check out the screenshot they provide of the sort of friends you might find.

That’s such a funny coincedence, Zack, because snowboarding is *my* oxygen at [...]

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Reality television is definitely way more important than the Olympics or war. From VH1’s BestWeekEver.tv:

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Here are the last three Tuesdays of me doing Best Night Ever for VH1. That is 15 jokes! Enjoy. The newest one is first. You can almost watch my “beard” grow.

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You probably think that I have not been blogging because I have just been lazy on account of summertime parties but man you are wronger than anything I could imagine. I have been in rehearsal with my new band and we are finally back and ready to just be so so great. Here’s our first [...]

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