Hey buddies,

We need something to take our mind off this financial crisis. I hope the market gets bullish again! Or bearish. I am not sure which is better. In a fight, a bull would win, but I’d rather own a bear. That is good advice on how to invest. You’re welcome. Please mail me a check written out to cash. All I’m saying is that if I had been in charge of Lehman Brothers I would have done things very differently. I would have gathered all the VPs in a room and been like, “OK, guys, as you know, I am the president of this company. But I know exactly nothing about financial services, so we are converting our entire portfolio to just eating pizza.” And then one VP would be all, “But the board needs to vote to approve that!” And then I’d be like, “What’s a board? I’m BORED of you working here. You’re fired.” Because leadership is all about setting an example.

For more sage-like advice, come out to Big Terrific this Thursday for another exciting free show. We’ve got a doozy this week.

ROGER HAILES (writer for Best Week Ever, the Chappelle Show, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham)
HANNIBAL BURESS (Comedy Central, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)
JESSI KLEIN (The Showbiz Show, Best Week Ever, Comedy Central)
KUMAIL NANJIANI (featured on this past week’s Saturday Night Live)
TOM MCCAFFREY (Comedy Central, just released a new album)

And as always, we’ve got the sensual power couple Gabe & Jenny and me, sensual loner Max Silvestri.

Thursday, September 25th @ 8pm
Sound Fix Records
110 Bedford Ave, at N. 11th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211 (Map)
Free!

Stay organized. RSVP to this on Facebook.