Hi friends,

America elected Barack just seven days ago, and already this country is starting to feel different. Everything is going to be fixed! Therefore, we can all act a little differently. We’ve earned it. Gabe & Jenny and I have stopped recycling and paying their utilities, because who cares? Barack, everybody. A lot of people think that now is the time for America to come together and make sacrifices for the common good, but those people are nerds. Now is the time to steal silverware from restaurants and send creepy Facebook messages to girls you knew in middle school because even if you get in trouble, Barack’s going to make everything OK.

Also being irresponsible this week at BIG TERRIFIC:

CLAUDIA COGAN now feels comfortable spitting in front of strangers.
PETE HOLMES doesn’t have to wear a helmet on his motorcycle anymore.
HEATHER LAWLESS isn’t going to let society tell her what time the library closes.
JOHN ROBERTS is counting on everyone else to give blood.

And as always, stay for our super fun after party! Don’t let THE MAN tell you that four bloody Mary’s on a Thursday night is a bad idea.

Thursday, November 13th 2008 @ 8pm
Sound Fix Records
110 Bedford Ave., at N. 11th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11211 (Map)
Free!
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