Hi guys,

This is crazy, but we’ve now been doing our Big Terrific comedy variety show every week for over a year. A year! In a row! That is such a long time. I have literally never done anything this consistently in my entire life, except drink and watch The Adventures of Angry Dr. House Professional MD. I love doing all three of these things. Let’s take a look back at a portion of the first Big Terrific email I wrote:

“If you’d like to be unsubscribed from this mailing list, just reply to this email with “teach me how to make a noose because I can’t even do that right” and you will be automatically removed from the list. And if you are also friends with Gabe and Jenny and have received multiple emails about this show, sorry about that: we are going to consolidate our lists going forward.  If you want to talk more with me about the intricacies of mailing list theory, just write the word “BORING” on a blank postcard and drop it it in a mailbox. Don’t worry about postage or a mailing address, it’ll just find its way to me.”

Hah. I was so young then. Also I was so naive to ever think Gabe & Jenny and I would all get in the same room and consolidate our mailing lists. I literally never see or speak to them outside the show. We don’t even make eye contact when we are at Cameo. We’re like late era Fleetwood Mac, also because Jenny had to get surgery to fix the septum in her butt because of all the powder she was putting up there. (When I say powder, I just mean makeup. Jenny says you never know when or where you’ll be photographed! Guys, don’t put makeup “there”. No matter how much you/it needs it!)