Hi friends,

Are you going out of town for July 4th weekend? You aren’t? What are you, poor or stupid or both? I am kidding. New York holds lots of wonder and possibility on this most independent of holidays. For example, there are fireworks, and it’s muggy, and any asshole with a roof can grill. It’s going to be super! Come start the celebration early with this week’s action-packed Big Terrific.

Joining Gabe and Jenny and me:

PETE HOLMES (Comedy Central, Best Week Ever)
JOE MANDE (New York’s Best Emerging Funny Person)
KUMAIL NANJIANI (Jimmy Kimmel)
TEAM SUBMARINE (Montreal Just For Laughs)

It’ll be great! Plus we will party so hard after. The Loving Cup now serves this weird rum punch that tastes like a candied apple covered in sun screen and will get you wrecked. Pretty sure there’s rohypnol in it? But the good kind.