Hey y’all,
It’s Star Jones’s birthday! I don’t know who or what she is, but she is very famous and has a super handsome husband, so let’s definitely celebrate this week at Big Terrific.
Our guests:
PETE HOLMES (Comedy Central Half Hour Special)
JESSE POPP (NY Times)
ROGER HAILES (Chappelle’s Show)
BOB POWERS (Werewolf’s Guide to Live)
Plus, me and Gabe Liedman [...]
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Hi buddies,
Gabe and Jenny can’t make it to this week’s Big Terrific, so I’m doing it all alone. Or am I?? I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but let’s just say that I’m planning to hire a Jay Leno impersonator and then shoot him in the mouth with a gun! But that’s all I’ll [...]
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Hey buds,
This weather! It is getting crazy out there. This morning I saw a guy actually fry an egg on a horse trying to give a dog a bath. Huh? I told you. Things are literally crazy. But seriously, last night got so humid I had to turn my air conditioning unit [...]
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Hi friends,
Are you going out of town for July 4th weekend? You aren’t? What are you, poor or stupid or both? I am kidding. New York holds lots of wonder and possibility on this most independent of holidays. For example, there are fireworks, and it’s muggy, and any asshole with a roof can grill. It’s [...]
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Hi friends,
My birthday is this Friday. Getting older! Everything will change, I’m sure. According to a doctor I made up, 26 is the age during which male wrestlers reach their peak. I am really going to be suplexing everybody I see for the next 12 months. Get ready to get grappled, guys. To celebrate this [...]
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Hi friends,
America elected Barack just seven days ago, and already this country is starting to feel different. Everything is going to be fixed! Therefore, we can all act a little differently. We’ve earned it. Gabe & Jenny and I have stopped recycling and paying their utilities, because who cares? Barack, everybody. A lot of [...]
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Hey gang,
Luckily, America was nice enough to schedule the presidential debate on Tuesday this week instead of Thursday. Thanks for listening, country! See, everybody? Emailing suggestionbox@usa.biz “don’t debate on Thursday or I’m gonna make the President eat a bomb” five times a week really works. The most important thing is to say the word “bomb” [...]
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This is the 10th I Like Attention so it’s going to be extra special with lots of surprises and things.
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