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Hi friends!
Usually this is where I attempt some sort of humorous and topical introductory paragraph, but I am sort of under the weather and I just don’t know if I have it in me. I tried! I really did. But everything has been really falling flat. “Hey Helsinki, I’m really proud of you and I’m [...]

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Hi friends,
Are you going out of town for July 4th weekend? You aren’t? What are you, poor or stupid or both? I am kidding. New York holds lots of wonder and possibility on this most independent of holidays. For example, there are fireworks, and it’s muggy, and any asshole with a roof can grill. It’s [...]

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Hi guys,
Tax season is so fun. I love paying for government services! Good thing I am always driving on roads and sending my kids to public school. Oh wait, neither thing is true. I am a total libertarian. JK, that’s a lie, so I guess that makes me a FIBertarian. (FYI, that is someone who [...]

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