Archive for the 'top chef' Category

Hey buds!
How is your costume planning coming along? I know that I am very stressed out! I am trying to decide between Bro-bot 3000, Zombie Borat, and Sexy Richard Heene. What do you think? Right now I am leaning heavily towards doing none of them and just putting a plastic bag over my face. We’ll [...]

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Top Chef Season Five is heating up, everyone. It’s getting hot in there. Out of the frying pan and into the hotter frying pan. Too many cooks in the kitchen. Metaphors! Read my recap of this week’s episode at Eater.com.

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New Top Chef this week! It is weirdly football themed.
[Eater.com: Top Chef Recap: Are you Ready For Some Cookball?]

I also forgot to post last week’s.
[Eater.com: Top Chef Recap: Monkey Ass In Empty Clam Shell]

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And according to his column in The Spectator, I have hurt his feelings. I did it? Anyway, read my new recap.

[Eater]

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1. I am going to be emceeing Stereogum and Videogum’s 2008 Gummy Awards Live, taking place this Monday (12/8) at the Music Hall of Williamsburg. It’s really a rock show, with Deerhunter doing a headlining set and Violens and Bell opening. But I’ll also be doing jokes and giving out “real” awards and the Videogum [...]

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Lisa. Pure evil. Represents all that is bad in this world. Eats souls.

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I am a judge on a fake Top Chef for Videogum.

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